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Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Shotgun!

loipon, oloi kseroume ti einai to shotgun pleon. omws poloi apo mas ginomaste thumata autwn pou isws kseroun kapio kanona parapano apo emas, gi auto kai tha postarw tous ''Kanones tou Shotgun", autous pou mas aforoun pio polu.


Prin arxisw, tha thela na pw gia thn istoria autou tou shmantikou thesmou. palia, sthn ameriki, sthn agria dush, oi amaksodhgoi telospandwn epidi thelane na nai asfalhs oi idioi alla kai ta pramata pou meteferan dipla tous pada eixan ena tupo pou kratouse ena shotgun..


oi kanones twra...


ola ksekinane ap to pios tha pei "SHOTGUN" prwtos. autos pou to pei kathete kai brosta. TELOS. (ektos vevea ean O ODHGOS kai mono o odhgos fonaksei "RELOAD" tote o prwtos pou tha pei "BAM" kathete brosta. prosoxh: to shotgun exei mono duo kannes gia sferes opote mono 2 fores mporei o odhgos na pei to reload.)




*prosoxh!! ean mplofarei o odhgos kai pei px "DELOAD" h "DIROAD" klp autos pou fonaksei "BAM" kegete kai den exei dikaiwma na katsei brosta sth diadromh auth.


**prosoxh!! autos pou tha fonaksei "shotgun" prepei na exei toulaxiston enan martura pou ton akouse na to leei. ean uparxei amfivolia o odhgos apofasizei pios tha katsei brosta(ean den ine tou odhgou to amaksi tote o idiokthths tou apofasizei efoson ine paron. ean o idiokthths den ine nifalios tote o odhgos exei to panw xeri.)




kanonas#1: autos/h pou tha pei to shotgun prepei na exei optiki epafh me to amaksi xwris na exei shmasia ean kai o odhgos to vlepei. episis shmantikh anafora, auto prepei na ginei thn wra pou feugete gia to taksidi, oxi ek twn proterwn dhladh na deis to amaksi kai na peis shotgun kapia akurh stigmi, THN WRA POU FEUGETE.


kanonas#2: otan fonaksoun duo h kai parapanw atoma thn idia stigmi shotgun, tote autos pou tha treksei kai ftasei pio grhgora sto amaksi(apo autous pou to eipan mazi!) tha kathisei brosta.


kanonas#3: to shotgun apagoreute na kales8ei entos kapiou ktiriou (ekserounte ta upogeia parking)


kanonas#4: otan exei 3ekatharistei to pios tha katsei brosta tote oi upoloipoi mporoun na poun shotgun gia na prolavoun thn pisw-deksia h pisw-aristera thesh etsi oste na apofugoun tn mesaia h alliws "the bitch seat".


kanonas#5: epidi oloi exoume isa dikaiwmata s auto to kosmo, oi antres exoun to idio dikaiwma na katsoun mprosta oso kai oi kopeles. (mh ths afisete na sas ksegelasoun!!)

kanonas#6: o kathenas dikaioute na katsei mprosta oses fores to prolavei. apagoreuete na fonaksei shotgun gia to flwro to filo tou pou ine apla argos.(ektos ean uparxei kapio provlhma sthn omilia tou filou, tote mporei.)

kanonas#7: "ja job rule"..otan pernaei ena kitrino amaksi varame auton pou kathete sto "bitch seat"

kanonas#8: otan exei arxisei h diadromh o odhgos einai profanws o dj tou amaksiou. ean se opoiadhpote periptwsh de vriskete se thesh na upostiriksei to rolo auto automatws metaferonte ta dikaiwmata ston shotgunner. sth de periptwsh pou ekeinos vazei sapia mousiki ta dikaiwmata pane ston pisw deksi h pisw aristera. POTE se auton/h pou kathete sto "bitch seat".

kanonas#9: ean opoiosdhpote pou prokeitai na mpei sto amaksi rwthsei "ti einai to shotgun?" thn wra tis teleths tote THA PREPEI na perpathsei mexri ton proorismo(den ine dektos sto amaksi!)

kanonas#10: ean kapios ap tous sumetexontes einai ntumenos peiraths tote pernei automatws to shotgun.


eidikes periptwseis..


oi parakato periptwseis tha prepei na eksetastoun me th seira pou vriskonte. h prwth periptwsh dhladh ine uper opoiasdhpote pou vriskete pio katw ap auth kai ou to katheksis.




periptwsh#1: ean o odhgos de vriskeste se thesh na odhghsei logo epirias alkool h opoiodhpote allou logou tote automata exei to shotgun.



periptwsh#2: ean o idiokthths tou amaksiou gia kapio logo den odhgei tote automatws exei to shotgun.



periptwsh#3: ean h kopela, aravwniastikia, gunaika, h poutana tou odhgou vriskete mazi sto taksidi, tote automatws exei to shotgun.



periptwsh#4: ean kapios pou vriskete stis pisw theseis ektos tou "bitch seat" niwsei thn anagkh na 3erasei tote exoun to dikaiwma oi upoloipoi na pshfisoun gia na katsei brosta.



periptwsh#5: ean kapios ap to crew 3erei tis odhgies gia to meros pou kateuthinonte, tote prepei na katsei brosta.

periptwsh#6: ean euaisthitopoihthei o odhgos alla kai oi upoloipoi (ektos autou pou kathete sto "bitch seat") se periptwsh pou enas sumetexontas ine polu fardus h pshlos gia na katsei pisw, EAN theloun, mporoun na tou epitrepsoun na kathisei brosta.

periptwsh#7: oti kai na sumvei stous upoloipous epivates tou oxhmatos, autos pou kathete sto "bitch seat" den exei dikewma sto shotgun.




Mh to parete ws kati asteio, exete kapia dikaiwmata ta opoia kaneis den exei to dikaiwma na ta paraviasei kai na kataliksete sto "bitch seat"


[shmeiwsh: mporei na xw parei idees kai na xw ftiaksei dikous mou kanones, alla ine pio wraio etsi]



LIBO

16 comments:

georgejosefpapadopoulosklos said...

reload kai tetoies malakies einai gia tous deilous!
opoios skeftei prwtos na pei to shotgun as kerdisei tin thesi
opoios dexetai to reload kai to bam einai anandros
diladi o allos exei kapsei ta egefalika tou kyttara gia na pei to shotgun prwtos kai petagetai o odigos i poustara kai leei reload
E OXI
DEN TO DEXOMAI
AUTO ME VGAZEI EKSW APO TA ROUXA MOU
gamw tin panakolla mou mesa

yusuf

libara said...

file mou, dekto to parapono sou, ALLA ean o shotgunner ine enas vlakoflwros pou de ton thelei o odhgos brosta giati polu apla tou spaei ta arxidia tote den exei thn upoxrewsh na ton afhsei brosta.

georgejosefpapadopoulosklos said...

ama einai vlakoflwros as min bei kan sto amaksi
na paei me ta podia.

Anonymous said...

enta3ei. apo dw kai pera tha s afhnoume ape3w malakismeno

georgejosefpapadopoulosklos said...

hahahaha 8eoulinoc

fid said...

kourastika....xaxaxaxa

Anonymous said...

9 t vgalw fototupia... prepei n moirastei s odigous k epivates...

Anonymous said...

SKATA STON SHOTGUNNER!
TUPOI STO BITCH SEAT 3ESHKWTHEITE.

Alexanthi said...

ahahahahaaha o kaimenos tis ipothesis einai o anthropos pou tha katsei sto 'the bitch seat' :P
LIBO EGRAPSES.

Anonymous said...

alexanthi voulw


leonidas.

Anonymous said...

aaaa re bratto eisai gata den se katalavame


leocore

Anonymous said...

aaaa re leo eisai gata kai dn se katalavame


brat

fid said...

silence

tom sawyer collective said...

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lance

tom sawyer collective said...

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Lance

Anonymous said...

re malaka niw8w polu 8uma..
egw ka8omai monimws stin bitch sit.
fail..


zorg