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Monday, March 15, 2010

8EWRIA HUMOR (AMA EXEIS WRA KAI ENERGEIA ASXOLHSOU ALLIWS MHN DIAVASEIS KAN





To humor einai eidiko...
Ena asteio 8elei katallhlo topo,xrono,tropo gia na eudokimisei...
Einai profanes oti ena "teleio" asteio sta xeria enos mh eidikou borei na katanthsei kruo
Episis ena teleio asteio thn stigmh pou yparxei asxhmo klima 8a exei episis ta idia apotelesmata opws kai ena asteio mesa se ena nekrotomio
(krataw tis epifula3eis mou gia to teleutaio).

Ti ennow legontas oti to humor einai eidiko..
H ebeiria mias pareas epidra 8etika kai ka8oristika sthn a3iologish tou.
O oros inside joke borei na voh8isei sto na ginei antilhpth h ennoia eidiko
ena inside joke se mia opoiadhpote parea den 8a exei kamia elpida enw se mia sugekrimeni parea 8a ba8mologi8ei se mia apo tis upsiloteres 8eseis...
diladi exei na kanei me to posa atoma einai se 8esh na to katalaboun.

8a mou peite giati ena asteio genikou endiaferontos na mhn parei kalh va8mologia?
gt polu apla einai profanes kai kapoios 8a to pei enw polloi to skeftontai kai to aporuptoun gia ton idio auto logo.



dhladh se mia ba8mologikh klimaka apo to 1 ws to 10 gia to asteio
sthn 8esh 10 vrisketai to apoluta eidiko asteio enw sthn 8esh 1 to apoluta profanes


DES PINAKA 1.1


se mia parea twn 10 atomwn me to asteio va8mou 1 8a gelasoun 0-10 atoma (dld kaneis h oloi dioti to asteio htan pragmatika tragiko) kai me to asteio numero 10 8a gelasoun 10-0 atoma (dld oloi h kaneis gt poly apla borei na eiai toso eidiko pou mono autos pou to eipe exei thn ebeiria na 3erei tous logous gia tous opoious einai asteio)

suberasma

oi 2 akraies periptwseis teinoun na feroun ida apotelsmata..

to sxediagramma pou apeikwnizei thn parapanw katastash einai to 1.1


Episis...


se 10 parees twn 10 atomwn ena asteio borei na parei polles va8mologies opws eipa kai prin analoga me thn ebeiria ths ka8e pareas se sxesh me to asteio ...

Opoios loipon vrisketai se mia parea apo autes tis 10 kai 8elei na pei ena kalo asteio legontas ena 8ari (gia thn dikh tou parea) borei na ba8mologh8ei me 2...

gia auto erxetai h episthmh na dwsei thn lush se auto to provlhma kai na sas pei pws ena asteio ths ta3ews tou 5.6 exei tis perissoteres pi8anothtes na ginei aresto se oles tis pares kai auto dioti...



opws eidate sto sxhma 1.1 h ba8mologia 5.5 onomazetai nekro shmeio dhladh to shmeio pou 8EWRITIKA PANTA 5.5 atoma gelane kai 5.5 oxi omws ta atoma den boroun na xwristoun se dekadikous para mono se fusikous ari8mous (Ν=1,2,3...) kai gia auto ta lene atoma (τεμνω+ α στερητικο).legetai nekro shmeio gt apo ekei kai pera panta 8a gelasoun perissoteroi apo oti den 8a gelasoun

ara 8ewritika pali legontas ena asteio ths ta3ews tou 5,6 8a gelasoun 6.4 atoma
sthn pra3h omws legontas ena asteio mono ths ta3ews tou 5.1 8a gelasoun 5 h 6 atoma

ARA TO PRAGMATIKO NEKRO SHMEIO EINAI TO 5 (blepe sxhma 1.2)


EMEIS LOIPON 8ELOUME TO ASTEIO MAS NA EINAI KALO ...
Gia na eimaste sigouroi oti einai kalo xwris na 8usiasoume kai na riskaroume thn fhmh mas opws prostazei kai i vasiki oikonimikh arxh
(πραγματοποιησε το καλυτερο αποτελσμα με την μικροτερη θυσια ) (blepe sxhma 1.3)

etsi ena asteio ths ta3ews tou 5.1 einai auto pou prepei na poume se mia agnwsth parea gia na ginoume emeis to kentro ths prosoxhs kai na mas koita3ei kai kamia gomena...



TO PRWTO PRWTO PANW EINAI O PINAKAS 1.1
TO DEFTERO TO SXEDIAGRAMMA 1.3
TO TRITO TO SXEDIAGRAMMA 1.2
TO TETARTO TO SXEDIAGRAMMA 1.1




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6 comments:

Anonymous said...

re anisixw g sena sovara twra...
otan erthw prepei na milisoume

marios

Anonymous said...

m aresei.Prepei na suzhthsoume kapoies ptuxes tou thematos peretero(anorthografo).

vl

kapotas said...

m arese kai tha to timhsw k me comment

Anonymous said...

poli kourasi gia to tipota
ta asteia vasizodai ston aythormitismo
ama einai na to kouraseis toso poli gia na peis ena kalo asteio wste na gineis arestos kalitera na gineis diaskedastis se kapoio magazi

Anonymous said...

kai diaskedasths na 8es na gineis 8a su xreiastei omws re file...

meta apo kalo diavasma kateli3a sto oti sumfwnw mazi su

Anonymous said...

ti na kanoume anwnhme komple3a apo panw.etsi eimaste emeis re file.Kanoume to asteio epaggelma gia na kleboume atoma apo alles parees kai na gamame kai kamia gomena.Ama dn gkablwneis mn diabazeis.

Dr. Humor